Our home boy Dan wanted to have his birthday/ goodbye dinner at Dazzling last Friday and just enjoy some good company and conversation over some drinks and good food before he headed back for Dubai.

We must have all had like 4 drinks before our food came out, and I wont even front, I wanted to eat more, but I dont think my belly was allowing it. I had drank too much and ate too fast. lol.

You probably know where Im heading with this. lol.

I excused myself from the table and walked my ass (literally) to the washroom.

Some of you will admit this but most of you will probably front, but have you ever exerted so much energy while deucing that you actually fall asleep? Or you’re just comfy that you nod off? Or you drank so much that you pass out? lol.

I was a combination of all 3 during that dinner.

I suddenly woke up and was like …damn…Im still here. The guys probably think Im puking, I should probably msg someone to let them know Im ok. So I message Dan “Yo, Im ok. Im just tipsy and accidentally fell asleep. Be up soon.”

What I was expecting him to say was “Aite cool.”

What he said was “Watch this.”

This guy walks all the way downstairs and into the washroom, starts laughing and slides me a shot under the washroom stall door.

“Its my birthday. Drink up bitch.”

lol.

I died. So I took a bbm pic and in good drunken brotherhood spirit, I drank it and went back to work. lol.

Well I also drank because of the random Jamaican man who was in the washroom kept chanting words of encouragement in patois. I have no idea who the hell it was but all I kept hearing from the other side of my stall walls was “Will a real bod mon! Only a real bod mon a tek a shot while he tek a shit mon!”

And he was right. I had to drink it. lol.

But anyhow, I remember coming back upstairs after that and seeing the bill for our drinks and food and almost having a heart attack. lol. Had this been back in my high school days, I might have said I gotta go back to the washroom for a round two and just “dine and dashed”. lol. It was like a million dollars, but it was enough to make 8 grown, working men gasp. Hey Dan, next year, we’re having your birthday dinner at McDonald’s. lol.

Anyhow, shout outs to Dan and Fresh, Rahmuhl, Brandon, Jurell or is it Jurrel (lol), JC and Josh. That was a good night. lol.

Cheers.