Rahmuhl and I were working away at the shop today…(on Call of Duty MW3)…ahem…until Dan and Brandon came by and said they were hungry. So the 4 of us including Greg walked across the street to Hot Wings.

We decided to order a bucket of 50 wings, in 5 different flavors. We all ordered relatively normal flavors minus Rahmuhl. He decided to order the hottest wings on the menu. I forgot what they were called, but it had the word ghost in it. Like the hotness rating on the menu had 4 different color peppers. It went from green, yellow, orange, red and then to white! lol. Ive never seen that before.

I remember the R’s plate of wings coming out and how we were all able to smell how hot the sauce was.

We all laughed and I could see that Rahmuhl might have began to regret his decision.

He stared at it.

We stared at him.

He still stared at it.

“Go guy!”

“I am I am.”

Takes a deep breathe and goes for it.

He eats it.

He finishes the whole wing. Nothing happens.

He says its pretty good.

And then hes like “fuckkkk!”

lol

We all laughed at him.

Dan ate the next one and acted pretty cool about it all until about 5 seconds after his wings were done. Same with Greg.

Brandon then said he was done to try it if I was.

So we both grabbed one. Counted down and then ate it. I took my first bite, expecting death. Good news was I didnt die. So I continued eating. It wasnt even spicy! I ate that damn wing like it was nothing, meanwhile laughing in my head.

“Yo, you guys are soft.”

I chuckle.

I cough.

And then it hit me.

Ouuuuweeee! That bitch was mean! Like its a real creeper that sauce! My throat started burning, my eyes watered, the outside of my mouth felt swollen and red as shit, I sweating and the guys told me my face went red.

Like the wings were tasty but that heat is real!

I swear we were all fighting for the water, laughing at eachother. We kept on getting more napkins cuz we thought there was more hot sauce on our mouth because it was burning so bad. lol.

5 grown ass men. Huffing and puffing over some spicy wings.

lol.

That shit was hilarious.

Dan was like “Bro, make sure to wash your hands after eating those wings. You dont want to accidentally take a piss with that hot sauce on your hand. Trust me I know.”

lmao. This guy.

It took a good 5-7 minutes for the hotness to wear off. 5-7 minutes per wing that is.

We tried the grilled wings, which is something I will not recommend to you. I believe in fried wings. Stupid Dan and his stupid diet. lol.

“Grilled is healthier! Im on a diet bro!”

The thing with really hot wings is that theyre not always that delicious, but I think its fun to have in a group setting because all you end up doing is laughing at each other. In my opinion, super hot wings are only good for the social aspect.

But if you’re ever in the area, make sure to stop by Hot Wings and try that ghost shit thats so hot it got a white pepper. lol.

Hot Wings Grill and Rib House
563 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M5V
(416) 359-8860
www.hotwingsbbq.com